Ok, so I am hanging out at Eclipse on Friday night after being dragged out sick and light headed... I think I was on some medication, no telling what Jaegermister was doing for my cold. Its about half an hour to close and this guy about 5'5 comes up and talks to me while I was waiting for a drink at the bar. He's like , "hello my name is soandso and I think you're really hot"... "I'm into the hair and glasses, damn your fine"... we talked for a few miniutes about absolutly nothing. You have to know that I stand over 6' with heels on looking down on this guy... He's just not impressing me... Its one of those "
Hi, my name's Chris, wanna screw?" conversations.". I'm totally not into it and trying to blow him off... then he starts saying, "You're not into me because I'm shorter are you"... and I'm like, "no its not that, I think your [just] "cool", trying to give him the hint that I'm not mean but he needs to give up and leave. THEN he busts out with "just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm............short"..
.."you know I am pretty big down there"....
I laughed my ass off on the inside and speechless on the outside!!!!
He said, "You either don't know what to say or your not into me and I should leave.... I told him something was missing and I had to get back to my friends.
