Just because lesbians have a great sense of humor

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Dec 8 2005 01:02 pm

What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A liquor cabinet.

What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

JamesDupree · Post by **JamesDupree** » Dec 8 2005 01:10 pm

dirrrteeee · Post by **dirrrteeee** » Dec 8 2005 01:18 pm

Q: Why does a tampon have string attached?
A: So you can floss after eating...

Q: How can you tell you've got a serious underbite?
A: When you're eating your girlfriend's snatch and it tastes like shit.

Miller Highlife · Post by **Miller Highlife** » Dec 8 2005 01:21 pm

dirrrteeee wrote: Q: How can you tell you've got a serious underbite?
A: When you're eating your girlfriend's snatch and it tastes like shit.

ohh heather, thats not right.

dirrrteeee · Post by **dirrrteeee** » Dec 8 2005 01:24 pm

you know you liked it...

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Dec 8 2005 01:46 pm

i fu@kin love it