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Post by J-Baby »

So tell me if I'd make a good news broadcaster...



This J-Baby the flunk master flunky broadcasting live form the eye of the storm.
My God she's beautiful maxie where do you get these pictures. Hey whos that guy with the axe. Hey what are you doing dude. NO NO NO.

*Man with axe appears. Starts chopping incoherently into the air....

J-Baby: Dude like go chop that cypress tree or something...


*Man with axe begins singing.... Sipit Hit Fire it up come along take hits from the bong...


Naw I don't think I'd be a good broadcaster...
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what? :lol:
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Post by SkyDancer »

othello is playing tonight I thought it was at the state theator but appertly I have missed my ride.. :cry: :cry:
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Post by allmightyone420 »

Please put J-Baby away! Not only is he not funny, but his news report sucks!
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Post by J-Baby »

you know what I beleive almigtyone... I beleive that if you don't turely beleive in Santa Clause he won't bring you any presents... And thats what makes America work.. today no one beleives in Santa Clause anymore that why the country is going to hell. All these polliticians with all this great debate
American has stopped beleiving in Santa Clasue
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Post by allmightyone420 »

You want to argue the existance of Santa Clause and if non-belief is causing the downfall of this nation. You really want to argue this with me???
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Post by SkyDancer »

I'd rather not argue but yes I like to discuss...
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Post by allmightyone420 »

Ok dude...let's "discuss" this issue. I am going to have to disagree with you on the topic at hand here. First off you can not fault the entire downfall of the United States on the lack of popular belief in a fictional character. Any "downfall" is due to the humans that exist here in America making personal descisions to give up freedoms and/or morals in exchange for the progress of the present day culture. Santa Clause actually represents this culture seeing that his image is one of the top seen by our society...espcially in December. Even Jesus Christ himself does not have the selling power of St. Nick! Since his conception, the image of Santa has been branded into the American landscape and has actually been a part of the upward mobility of this country.

But this arguement has another side which includes the question of the existance of Santa Clause. I can not confirm or deny the existance of an old guy who gave gifts to poor children just as much as I can not physically ensure that Christ was born on December 25th....he wasn't, but that's another arguement! What I can do is talk about the childhood lie told to millions each year of reindeer and elves, and weigh that against the true magic that is felt by many Americans young and old. They wrap gifts, sings carols, and maybe even for a moment remember a great man from long ago causing without mention someone else to belive.

It's like watching professional wrestling...you know it is fake, but DAMN those moves look cool! Plus the guy saying "don't try this at home" is just an invitation for you to do so!


Is there anything else you would like to "discuss" with me?
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Post by SkyDancer »

well point being that "Santa Clause" is an issue designed to create and atmostphere. An atmosphere that allows the creative sprit to florish naturally yea it's based on a lie but when Children find out they have been lied to what is the effect. It all depends on your parnets. If the "CHristmas Story" is fluent
with the effect of the parents then it slides more to a magical moment of beleiving that "oh my gosh" the spirit of giving is more important than that of
a fat man dropping presents down a chimminy. It depends on the parents perception of Christ. It creates a place and a time for Childern and Parents to come together and realize together that it is better to give than to receive. Some parents refuse to lie to there Children. Some parents use it as an escape to not have to talk about Christ with there children. It's a time when we realize the true value of family. When the "Lie" is revealed how do you react. Are you mad.. Are you Sad.. Are you Angry? it all depends on the CHilds relationship with there parents. With the accelerating rate that Children grow up today Santa Clause has been pushed out the door for real TV and Game Shows. Basacially what we have here is a generation of young adults growing up who are rasing Children at very young age. And the Culture of the United States is suffering because these young parents simply don't have time for all the orthodox fanasties that the United States has come to understand. So to keep the trend form slideing deeper into dept with foreine cultures who offer there own self awarness and so called enlightnment we must come up with a reason for people to beleive in the United States. Santa Claues is
the most reconized CHaracter of modern AMerican culture you said it your slef. But the Children don't know he's not all he's hyped out to be. When America Completly Stops beleiving in Santa Claues lets Just hope that the Christian Church is there for the Children especially those who grow up in ghettos and Children of Foreine Coutrys who come here beleiving that this is the promise land. It's easy for us as Americans to take advantage of the Country we live in because thats all we know but if you ever start doubting santa clause go be a missionary to africa where 10 dollars gets you a bottel of hot water and and some cold rice to live off of for a month.

I don't know if you are fimilar with the nickelations spooken of in the book of revelation but God clearly dosen't accept it.
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http://gorp.away.com/gorp/resource/us_n ... t_zion.htm


Notice Mrs Maxie that the website is singned and sealed ST George. So when you go rabbit hunting in the fall. Remember Who your Receiving.
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