10 TRUTHS BLACK's AND MEXICANS KNOW, BUT WHITE's WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
6. You don't need a shrink for ALL your problems.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT MEXICAN's WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration nor should it be scented.
5. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. We have plenty of water here so get some soap and get in.
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10 TRUTHS WHITE's AND MEXICANS KNOW, BUT BLACK's WON'T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Michael is a pedophile.
4. Teeth should not be decorated.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6 Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. "Reverand" apparently has more than one meaning.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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