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Question about the POEMS TO BE RATED????

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Ok, I’m considering sharing some of mine here. So, are the poems posted here jokes or seriously poetry? No one has even posted one since April 16th, It’s embarrassing enough to share your poetry, ya know…
So tell me????
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Post by Larz »

Share your soul with us so we can ridicule, I mean review your words of the heart. Did you like my beer poem? It's me.
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Larz42 wrote:Share your soul with us so we can ridicule, I mean review your words of the heart. Did you like my beer poem? It's me.
you make me laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The cramping is strong
I keep trying to hold it
The poo is set free
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Post by Jason_Arclo »

what I do is just rave.. poetry and rave can coinside, the poems to be rated don't ever get rated so what I do is just rave when I want to write a new poem I just make it out to be a party and if anyone likes it trust me they'll comment if you want to know the rating just judge your self by the veiws and comments.... more veiws the better it is... most the time noone comments anyway.....
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Post by Larz »

Cheesecake
by Lars

I like to go swimming
with bow-legged women
and swim between their legs
I like to go fishing
with bare breasted women
and wiggle my lure between their bags
Is that so wrong that I put it to song
It may be a mistake but I also like cheesecake
NOW GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CHEESECAKE BITCH!
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Post by Jason_Arclo »

now that just inapprocriate larz... your defeninitly gonna burn in hell for that one.....
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All I can hope for is that they serve beer in hell.
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yea it's called brim stone mixture of sulfur and carbondioxide....
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Post by Boyd Westerman »

JPExpress wrote:The cramping is strong
I keep trying to hold it
The poo is set free
JP busting out the haiku!
¡¡¡ǝpnp 43 ʎ1uo ɯ,ı
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JPExpress wrote:The cramping is strong
I keep trying to hold it
The poo is set free
That is beautiful. Don't waste it. Jenkem forever.
Thanks for all the shoes.
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That “Poo poem” scared me off from posting mine :thumbdown:
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no one auctually "rates"
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Lord

My thoughts are my spoken words
They are written on my face.
I am a book.
Write in me and read me
Look at me.
By love I live and by love I thrive
He holds me like a child
Frees me from every one of my fears
He wipes my tears
Reassures me that they are temporary
He is a leader
The one and only.
He gives me strength.
Awaken by his love.
I am reenergized by his gentleness.
And revived by his unfailing compassion
Renewed and treasured, I am in the light once more.
I thank you Lord
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