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The 11 worst beers ranked

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Post by Larz »

hahaha :lol: my feelings exactly

Pabst Blue Ribbon

Whoa, settle down you trendy fucks. I know that it's hip and shit to drink PBR, but guess what you tools; no matter how stylish you think you are, Pabst still blows.

"Look at us! We're slumming! Combining this tall-boy of Pabst with my Trucker hat and Vintage-T perfectly completes the "I don't give a fuck" persona that I adopted last year when I changed over from my horn-rimmed-glasses-EMO-look because Weezer broke up."

It probably made my dirtbag Uncle Ron's day when he found out that due to some savvy marketing by the good people at Pabst Brewery, he had inadvertently become en vogue overnight simply by continuing to drink the same cheap swill that he always has. Go Uncle Ron!
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Post by Larz »

hahaha :lol: my feelings exactly

Pabst Blue Ribbon

Whoa, settle down you trendy fucks. I know that it's hip and shit to drink PBR, but guess what you tools; no matter how stylish you think you are, Pabst still blows.

"Look at us! We're slumming! Combining this tall-boy of Pabst with my Trucker hat and Vintage-T perfectly completes the "I don't give a fuck" persona that I adopted last year when I changed over from my horn-rimmed-glasses-EMO-look because Weezer broke up."

It probably made my dirtbag Uncle Ron's day when he found out that due to some savvy marketing by the good people at Pabst Brewery, he had inadvertently become en vogue overnight simply by continuing to drink the same cheap swill that he always has. Go Uncle Ron!
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I think some of the comments are hysterical. Especailly about the home brewed beer. Plus Miller High Life is crap. They hit the nail on the head with that one and Milwaukee's beast.
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Post by JPExpress »

I think PBR really isn't so horrible in a pinch...even though it made me throw up blood once.
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Post by Boyd Westerman »

PBR is great beer. So are/were all the semi-regional ones he talked about - Black Label, Stroughs, Sclitz, ect.
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Trendy or not, PBR is the best beer $2 can buy. I only wish Jax bars had it in bottles. I notice Budweiser, Coors, and Yuengling are missing from that list.
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Rÿan wrote:Trendy or not, PBR is the best beer $2 can buy. I only wish Jax bars had it in bottles. I notice Budweiser, Coors, and Yuengling are missing from that list.
I'll agree with you on Coors.
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Rÿan wrote:Trendy or not, PBR is the best beer $2 can buy.
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NOTE:
In preparation of this article both Rick Falcon and Jim Fath consumed 3 cases of the above mentioned beers for a two week period. The results of this research ended up delaying this article by 2 weeks. We apologize for the delay and the repeat article last week. Additionally the suspended state of inebriation was also responsible for a DUI conviction on the part of Rick and Jim apparently fucked some fat chick in Wheeling West Virginia with a pool cue. We'll do our part so this never happens again.
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D Min wrote:
NOTE:
In preparation of this article both Rick Falcon and Jim Fath consumed 3 cases of the above mentioned beers for a two week period. The results of this research ended up delaying this article by 2 weeks. We apologize for the delay and the repeat article last week. Additionally the suspended state of inebriation was also responsible for a DUI conviction on the part of Rick and Jim apparently fucked some fat chick in Wheeling West Virginia with a pool cue. We'll do our part so this never happens again.


pool cue.. ah ha ha ha.


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