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The Fiktesious Transmission@Equadox

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'XW.Mars.Ecobob.7/9'

MC Oakley: Got the lock on the sports authority.
MC Invisible: Yup
DJ Earwax: Whats up with FLZ, Beyonce' is a Man Eater.
RedRabbit: Poor Annete.. It was suppose to be a surprize. I think I can win her back though... unless she gets married. I heard she had a baby.
MC Invisible: When women have children it's a whole differnt story.
MC Oakley: Yup.
DJ Earwax: Anyone want to throw down some poerty...
MC Invisible: It's kind of hard with all this "racket."
MC Oakley: Hold on let me see if I can't coff up something....

People are source of ineveidibel energy,
But you can't buy babies form genesee,
If the people got the power,
Then the people are the power,
Just give me another miniute, and I'll take another hour,
These girls taste like, sweet and sour,
Chicken on the barbcue but, I perfer the sushi,
I like it when they act like a hochi coochi,
Here I am all alone listing to girls on the phone,
Back to the begining and Now I'm home/


Red Rabbit: Shave and a hair cut to you/
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Post by Joe C. »

tell the doc to up the dosage - the weak ones dont seem to be helping.
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Post by JPExpress »

That's hilarious! Nice Job.
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You're a better playwright than you are a poet.





Take that however you like.
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I'll take it in stride...
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DJ EarWax: Imagine this... there was a nuclear reator failure on the river of equadox. A small crack in one of the reactors leaked fule and created an alien life form . We are not sure weather there was really an explosion or not but fortunantley we had the time machine and we're able to warp out of there in time. You are in a world of constant fabrication where every word and action you take will effect your future. But the time machine is broke we are in a realm that keeps repeating itslef. In order to escape from the time warp you must discover your mistakes and not make them again. The alien life form in growing. It constantly addapts to change and there is nothing that can stop it. It's almost like the aids virus. Where every time you think you've found a cure it addapts and you must catch the addaptation before it transforms into something that is out of control. Bottom line you have to find the monkey that
bit you and discover the cure.
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MC Oakley: So I hear Avril Leven "wants to be my girl friend" It sounds like her anyway. Tell ya what sweet heart. I'll give it a try if you promise not to get mad when I act like a tottal idiot. Beleive me there is a very kind hearted soft side to me, I just don't know how to express it. I don't know if anyone else knows what it's like to have never been in love with a woman where the woman actually loved you back. It takes it's toll on the heart. You find your self in desperate situations trying to find love on other planets and stuff. SO you don't want me to use her name thats fine you can call her "pet p." :) I figured she's had enough of me anyway I am surprized NASA hasn't assinated me yet. But I will still need to run some test on her father this monkey that bit me is on the loose and I am afraid it may have bitten him too.
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MC Invisible: Ladies all the Ladies common all the Ladies.. I don't have to mean everything to everybody. Paul said he tried to be "all things to all men" but I don't really care if every woman who ever reads my ramblings dosen't want to marry me. I'm not a morman. I only want ONE wife but the fact of the matter is that I don't even have enough experience as a "BOYFRIEND" to really know what women want. But common on it can't be that hard to figure out. YOU want to be loved in an individual way, thats obvious. YOU want something new and unusual about a man that perks you up like a kitten every morning after being held and comforted and insured that no thing less God himself will ever stand in your way between you and your hubby. But the one thing about me you will notice is that in all my realationships GOD comes first. It seems to me that alot of you cannot handle that. When you finally get married and you endevor into a sexual experience with the opposite sex you become ONE with that woman the same way you become ONE with God at baptisim well almost. SO it's just like if you want me start singing songs about God and then I will find you on the rhyme. But as it stands now I cannot get over a few women who want nothing but sex and money. The rhyme will devolope but you cannot edge God out.

EGO=Edgeing God Out.
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Post by JPExpress »

SkyDancer wrote:When you finally get married and you endevor into a sexual experience with the opposite sex you become ONE with that woman the same way you become ONE with God at baptisim well almost.
So baptism is like sex with God? Interesting...
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Post by SkyDancer »

Thats not what I meant... When you are married it is called Holy Matromoney.. or something like that.. when you have sex and you are married it's like being baptized... you got it twisted.. YOUR endevoring into PURE LOVE. Thats the point I was trying to make....
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Post by Larz »

I don't getit. As long as you bust a nut, what does it matter if you're married or not?
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Post by SkyDancer »

Thats your progrotive....
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Post by Larz »

No, it's more of an opinion than a prerogative.
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Post by Boyd Westerman »

SkyDancer wrote:Thats your progrotive....
take notes son


Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need commission, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative

They say I'm crazy
I really don't care
That's my prerogative
They say I'm nasty
But I don't give a damn
Getting girls is how I live
Some messy questions
Why am I so real?
But they don't undersand me
I really don't know the deal about her brother
Trying hard to make it right
Not long ago
Before I win this fight, sing

Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
Tell me why I don't need commission
Make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
It's my prerogative it's my prerogative

It's the way that I wanna live it's my prerogative
I can do just what I feel it's my prerogative
No one can tell me what to do it's my prerogative
'Cause what I'm doing I'm doing for you

Don't get me wrong
I'm really not souped
Ego trips is not my thing
All these strange relationships really gets me down
I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around

I can do what I wanna do it's my prerogative
I can live my life it's my prerogative
And I'm doing it just for you it's my prerogative

Tell me, tell me why can't I live my life
Live my life without all of the things
That people say oh

Yo, teddy kick it like this
Oh no no I can do what I wanna do
Me and you together together together together together
¡¡¡ǝpnp 43 ʎ1uo ɯ,ı
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Post by SkyDancer »

Tell me if I learned anything...

MC Oakley:

We all want to fall in love,
We all want love, to fall on us,
Do you trust me, is the ((question))?
Have you learned your ((lesson))?
Now is the time to redefine the way we live,
I don't need no, movie,
To show me,
How to give,
I don't need no ((comercial)),
Or rehersal,
I just need you,
My one and only love,
Out there,
Some where,
Afraid to make yourself known,
Because, your all alone,
Let me walk you home,
Where we can all just be ourselves,
Everthings gonna be, fine and well,
I need someone I can tell,
My secrets to,
Someone I can trust, when my heart turns blue,
And I got a feeling, that person is you,
But I don't have a clue,
Who you are,
Maby your a shineing star,
Maby your not that far,
From ((me))
Or maby your in the sea,
It's beyond me,
But I will find you,
Break the chains that bind you,
And I will never desert you.
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