WAYS TO TORTURE SADDAM

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WAYS TO TORTURE SADDAM

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POSTEM HERE.,......I THINK IT WILL BE FUNNY!










PLUCK HIS EYE LASHES AND NOSE HAIRS FIRST, ONE BY ONE.......ok now someone do something next!
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Post by opensource »

release him into general population and give the guards the day off.
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Post by dirrrteeee »

make him listen to all the 9-11 tribute songs especially the re-released proud to be an american, and have a wall of tvs all playing the simple life but have it translated so he can actually hear how dumb those girls are, as a fairly intellegent man this will be pure hell
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bring him to my house, ill go to work on him with some acid and some rusty nails.
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braid his hair and make him listen to debbie gibson.
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Post by dirrrteeee »

i can just see it now, saddam pacing around the cell singing
"Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
I'm under a spell again
Boy, I'm wondering why
This is not a game of love
But an emotional tie
I'm trying to figure out my heart
But I cant offer you proof
Of why we should never be appart
And that is the, that is the truth
Oh, shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love"
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Post by Lori »

~Make him go to a Southern Baptist church.

~Feed him ham hocks and greens.

~Let Gloria Steinham into his cell for twenty minutes.

~Throw him soaking wet into a rock candy coffin full of fire ants.

~Tie his shoelaces together and watch him run in circles trying to get away from reruns of Hee Haw and Friends.
I think you'd be cuter if I were drunker (((hic))).
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WHOA FIRE ANTS......THATS TIGHT
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gloria steinem? she'd prolly be all over his ass... sorry i don't like her
there is no Y in women, women are a part of the human race not their own species and do not need special things like affirmative action... should be just treated as equal not special
and yes i feel the same about gay people and black and blue and green and hispanics and everyone else in this world except the elderly and children who should both be given extra consideration but thats it
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Post by Lori »

Wow...thread hijack! 8O
I think you'd be cuter if I were drunker (((hic))).
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