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is this a trick question?
cuz i just realized that i don't have a dj name
lets see what does she usually say when having sex
oh yea............"dj quit touching me"

jesus christ, next time i'll leave the curtains closed........can't a guy just have a moment alone. i was just spanking the ham when this wench started to stare from the window. now i'm going to jail. what a twat.

clowns freak me out...............and so do you
stop it!

i think they are cousins

i'm thinking.......................no i'm not

i snach kisses and visa versa i like the way her legs go up and make an ass out of themselves sit on my face and i'll guess your weight you wanna see something swell confucious sez: "panties not best thing on earth.........but next to it" fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name "olg...

they can't have a chat room you knuckle heads. it creates too much bandwidth for enation to handle...........but you can go and chat on yahoo

i'm thinking: being a girl must suck

this girl asked me to 69 with her, and i asked "whats that", she replied "oh you'll love it"........so we are doing it....and i'm liking it, when all of a sudden she farts, so push her her off of me and said "your crazy if you think i'm gonna put up with that shit 68 more ti...

but how did you get your head between their little legs?

sooo your thinking about: girls getting a job (ok) girls i should really clean house like my aunt asked (that will impress 'em) girls i need to shave (my favorite) girls i should call more places that i've applied (do they take applications now) and ummmm girls (they are tasty) i'm thinking...... uh...

it's like a train werck, you don't want it to happen, but your gonna watch it.

another nut joke: a nurse in a metal ward goes into a room and sees peanut shells, pecan shells, pistoshio shells all over the room, she looks up and sees an old man with an hard-on and a half of a wallnut shell on the head of his pecker. the nurse ask what the hell is going on in here? the old man ...

Anonymous wrote:see his psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.....the doctors say's "i can clearly see your nuts"

i posted this joke but it showed me as a guest.......now don't i feel special

thats very poetic.....sort of