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Goofy wrote:has anyone ever heard of the maonroe doctrine??

I will fuck you in the ass until you bleed. Then you will be banished to Hell. I can see you.

No, you're still dumb.

Do you think of Avril when you're tugging on your weenie?

Alex Van Halen Endorses me for Christ sake!!! thats weird, i didnt know alex van halen was that religious? and does christ really care what cymballs we hear? That's spelled cymbals not "cymballs", JoeDancer. And Jesus rocks! Alex always says he plays for the Lord. Jesus is alright with hi...

Fuck Zildjian...My cymbals are way better. Alex Van Halen Endorses me for Christ sake!!!!

A Tri Delta smelt a fart from my ass
wholly disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent sphincter
with its very own mind
where you step please;
you snooze you lose your shoes.

SPLAT!!!

Mommy gave me one last worm,
And pushed me from the nest.
I flapped me widdle wings
As hard as I could,
And fell down on me chest.
I see the kitty coming now,
He's ready to digest.
So I'll see you in heaven, mommy,
I know you did your best.

That sucks really bad