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I'm thinking maybe we all need some Fruit Loops and a couple of hugs. MAN the conflicts I came back to this evening when I logged on!

b.u.m.p.

OH. MY. GOD.

I have seen people get their muscles permanently damaged by things like that, oh shit please don't do it (if this isn't a joke). Mush, talk some sense into this soul!

Here you go.

http://www.sierrasafarizoo.com/animals/liger.htm

A few more definitions.

PAN SCRAPINGS: The skid marks poop leaves even after three flushes. Only time or Lysol with a brush can remove them.

BART FART: Saying, "whoa man, who farted?" after the smell from your own toot hits the air, a la Bart Simpson. This diverts attention from you to the rest of ...

And she sung it "with" Ray Charles...now that was spine tingling, and wonderful!!!

I aced every history and Humanities class I took when I was in college, I even kept the books I loved it so much. If you need or even just want help, holler at me! I still have all my work.

Texas cheez stek sammich, hold the onions, big sweet tea. Now THAT, my friend, is the hangover prevention invention of the century! And also, just damn good. Mmmm!

mmmmm....steak dip sammich....

Owwee. I'm sorry, feel better!

I am SO there with the Whatchamacallit. That, and Skor. MMM!

People who think a pregnant belly is public domain and then proceed to rub it for luck. ARRGH, get away, idiots!

I hate stupid vegans. Gimme a cow on a grill any day of the week. Amemia is for...well, vegans I suppose...

Mind...I don't hate all vegans. Just the stupid ones.

I dreamed I got lost in that mall I dream about all the time, it turned into a museum, and I had to walk across two parking lots to Kmart to get a ride home from Ken.

I'm thinking that I'd love an apple right about now.